Disclaimer: This post is a combination of facts and opinions and shit that I just make up. It is written … More
Tonight I’m going to start an ongoing series of posts where I, a man with an English Literature degree, will … More
It’s about 8:30 PM and I’m real real tired. But I must stay awake! So I’m using YOU, my devoted … More
This is a sequel to Behind the Door. That post should be read first. I had mixed feelings when I … More
Many of you reading this may be thinking something like, “A board with nails in it? Why would I want … More
I’m standing in a hallway facing a door. On the other side of the door is a naked man named Phil.